Category Archives: Random

Hoop Earrings “Bitch!” How a crazy woman on the BART Gets everyone’s attention. “BITCH! MotherFUCKIN’ BITCH.” Impossible to know who she Was talking to. Never make eye contact. Her red bandana. Her light Jacket. Sweater in lap. “I ain’t in … Continue reading →

This was written for a class called “Bible for Students of Literature.”  It ended up being more like “Sit Around and Listen to a Brilliant Professor Read the Bible Boringly.”  In addition to the wisdom books of the Bible (Proverbs, … Continue reading →

You’re probably wondering what I’ve been doing instead of posting about movies on this blog.  My last post was in May, and the last post that was worth a damn was part of a 2008-in-review series that I never actually … Continue reading →

If you have ever unironically referred to the general public as “sheeple,” then definitely don’t worry about not being a douchebag. I realize that this isn’t some brilliant forward-thinking new concept, but I just spent an hour reading Digg comments … Continue reading →

Get it??? It’s a pun. This shirt is only on sale for the next twenty-two hours, so buy it now! I would, but I still don’t have a job and this website doesn’t make me any money (because I suck … Continue reading →